None of the dead come back. But some stay.

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll never get a chance to live!

People who dismiss all capitalism or all socialism are opposite ends of the same kind of stupid.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

We need above all to know about changes; no one wants or needs to be reminded 16 hours a day that his shoes are on.

The ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened.

The Fed's low-interest policy not only encourages spending and borrowing, it discourages the one thing that best helps people raise themselves into higher economic classes — saving.

When everything falls apart, only one thing sustains our hope: God loves us, he loves everyone!

What I believe is that all clear-minded people should remain two things throughout their lifetimes: Curious and teachable.

The Highlanders regale themselves with whisky. They find it an excellent preservation against the winter cold. It is given with great success to the infants in the confluent smallpox.