None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Normalness leads to sadness.

It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood.

Through failure we learn a lesson in humility which is probably needed painful though it is.

I was born and raised in East Los Angeles by a single mom who had three biological kids and adopted four more. I never met my dad.

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.

Reputations do not win matches and trophies, only goals can do that

Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!

Being humble doesn't work as well as being aware.

Humility, humility, humility, and humility.

It is most difficult to acquire the, how shall I say? the 'depth' of a subject in composition in silhouette.