Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.

Foolish potato, talking to her like that won’t work. You’ve got to be mean and show off your foil-wrapped rigidity.

Comedy and I were never strangers, it's just that I was doing a lot of drama.

--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's.

Many yet are the secret truths of God which will be unfolded as they are needed.

His gaze held hers, and his voice was tender and rough. “Love me, Elizabeth.” Elizabeth felt a tremor run through her entire body, but she looked at him without flinching. “I do.

I believe people can move things with their minds.

It's not a performance to impress the Puritans

If you're humble and hardworking, opportunities will arise for you.

People in Third World countries think and laugh and smile, just like us. We have got to understand that we are them they are us.

Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me

I don't think comics necessarily think in literary terms. There is an element of developing your stage persona and your comedic voice, but I don't think comics see it like a character in a novel.