Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

I don t mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

I've been as bad an influence on American literature as anyone I can think of.

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation ready. Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?

Listen, darling, tomorrow I'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories, but don't worry your pretty little head over mysteries tonight.

I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Your gift is not what you do but what you are

Even five minutes of your time can make someone’s day,

Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps?

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

Im not on Page Six, because I dont have anything salacious happening in my life unfortunately.

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news.

Taking part on this show is a million miles away from my normal acting jobs.

Russel Westbrook is a guy that impacts the game maybe like no other player in this league.

I will happily support anything that protects life.