Normal is gross

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

You can either go home with enough money or enough excuses, but not both!

There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one...

The most famous rumor for me is that I had throat cancer. I never had throat cancer... I don't know why that started... The way I sing, probably.

You need an immense amount of luck and perseverance to even be on the playing field for success on a grand scale.

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

I don't have to compete in the charts. I can just be myself as a musician, a songwriter and play with the musicians that I really love.

Argument is to me the air I breathe. Given any proposition, I cannot help believing the other side and defending it.

Southern man better keep your head, don't forget what your good book says.

Never sacrifice happiness for the sake of achievement. The real key to life is to happily achieve

I'm just as unhappy about San Antonio as I was about Chicago. If you're unhappy about certain things, you're unhappy everywhere.