Normality is the Great Neurosis of civilization.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

We have been so busy perfecting the means of travel that we have forgotten where we wanted to go.

When presented with an open door in your job, drive a Mack truck through it.

I'm a physical receiver, yet I can run and move like someone who is 5-8 or 5-9.

Green issues have been used as a marketing tool. Sometimes these green claims are completely meaningless.

How sad that we can now go up in aeroplanes and see that there are no gods upon the clouds.

Biennial culture is already almost irrelevant, because so many more people are providing so many better opportunities for artists to exhibit their work.

We have thought that because children are young they are silly. We have forgotten the blind stirrings, the reaching outward of our own youth.

My mother was French Protestant, and my father was Italian Catholic, and their union was an excess of God, guilt and sauce.

A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.

in February there is everything to hope for and nothing to regret.