Normally that's the kind of thing, even Colin Kaepernick should applaud that, but people don't. And that's quite telling right there, but [Donald] Trump wants to reinstitute that.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

But it's well known that repression makes a religion flourish.

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

When a thundering horde of drunken Vikings rush a person, it's only natural to flinch.

Life is hard. People can't be trusted. Vigilance is key. Be wise about whom you love, and when you do love, do it with every fiber of your being...'til death do you part.

The bigger the risks, the better off you are. Otherwise you're just boring.

Blues musicians don't retire. They drop.

I'm basically a gift-giver.

If I were white I could capture the world.

It's too late for preparation when opportunity strikes.

If my day, week, or year is going badly, I need not ask of each negative episode or situation whether it has racial overtones.