Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

Horror is the removal of masks.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.

So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.

I wanted only a familiar voice, someone who knew me. Not some earlier, larval version of myself. . .

If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.

You need a very good financial person to keep you honest, and to keep track of income and outgo.

The word 'circumnavigate' is quite a beautiful word.

Now, I have nothing to say against uncles in general. They are usually very excellent people, and very convenient to little boys and girls.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot's character; vanity of person and of situation.

By learning to control the tenor and flow of your electromagnetic energy, you are learning to take control of your destiny.

I didn't alter the footballs in any way