Normative mind tends to be naive.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

Life is a classroom.

All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

She had nothing to do all day ... but did it with the greatest possible speed.

The long silences need to be loved, perhaps more than the words which arrive to describe them in time.

It’s sweet. All this trouble for a kitty.

~[My son] is at that age now where he's so loving and says the sweetest things to me. Of course, I still get karate chops and all those other sort of things, too.~

Pain forces even the innocent to lie.