North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Your power is in your story and all the wisdom it has brought you.

Experience is hard to acquire. Only the wise acquire it

If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder? Can we have it against other things?

I don't have to be the hero or nothing. I just have to be part of the team.

Everything gets old if you do it often enough.

The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.

Much of the work of every life is done in the dark.

We have only one alternative: either to build a functioning industrial society or see freedom itself disappear in anarchy and tyranny.

John Wayne never ever disappointed his fans, because he was a cowboy.

The 'harmonious world' theory .. will help dispel doubts in the international community about China's continued development and refute the absurd 'China threat theory'.