Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

To weaken the body, remove blood. To weaken the character, remove struggle.

The butterfly counts not months but moments and has time enough.

I want to be on the screen, I want to play dress up every day, I want be different people, I want to have fun, and I want to use my imagination.

I hired finishers because I'm a good starter and a poor finisher.

Stereotypes happen. I try not to embrace them or avoid them.

But the guitar, when you think about it, is the most versatile, really. I mean you can pick it up and take it with you wherever you go.

You got to get lucky because it lasts for a week and a lot of things can happen in a week.

I've never done anything deliberately; I just speak my mind, and that is what I consistently do and will always do in any way shape or form that I can.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

Whoever is holding the belt right now is the one I want to fight. I want to get that belt again. It's mine.