Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do great deeds speak great words and suffer noble sorrows.

I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.

No one's really happy anyway, it's not human.

Medicine in the future will give everyone the ability to become their own best healer.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.

Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are.

I was born with six fingers on each hand.

Each year we look for a big name that is attractive to the public and pleasant for the girls.

Every single decision I make about what material I do, what I'm putting out in the world, is because of my children.

I've made more bad decisions at 3 in the morning than I can list!

After the strike, I lost interest. In reality, neither players nor owners care in the least about the fans. The greed of both factions has destroyed baseball's credibility, at least for the present.