Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Parody is homage gone sour.

I will try to cram these paragraphs full of facts and give them a weight and shape no greater than that of a cloud of blue butterflies.

Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run.

We must all face the fact that in a single lifetime we lead several simultaneous lives; our intention should be to make them reinforce one another instead of colliding.

Obscenity is a notable enhancer of life and is suppressed at grave peril to the arts.

To die quickly in one's eighth decade at the very top of one's powers is an enviable end, and not an occasion for mourning.

The ingenuities we practice in order to appear admirable to ourselves would suffice to invent the telephone twice over on a rainy summer morning.

Avain attempt to subdue that unsubduable country.

It is in the nature of the New Yorker to be as topical as possible, on a level that is often small in scale and playful in intention.

If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.

The more you understand your true spiritual identity, and your connection with the Supreme, the easier it will be to love your Self.

Every bonsaidreams of being a tall tree - until the wind blows

True biblical love is sacrificing, purifying, nurturing, and enduring.

You learned to accept, or you ended up in a small room writing letters home with Crayolas.

A man's religion is himself. If he is right-minded toward God, he is religious; if the Lord Jesus Christ is his schoolmaster, then he is Christianly religious.

Success has many fathers.

I gotta new strategy it's called no strategy. And I gotta way to sell more music its called make better music.

I learned how to pass when I was real young. That's one thing I always knew how to do was find the open man.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

And as I'm striving to change the world, I will be happy.