Not a single right is indestructible: a new might can at any time abolish it, hence, man possesses not a single permanent right. God is Might (and He is shifty, malicious, and uncertain).

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

Nothing in life is fair except a witnessed duel.

Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.

My whole life, I've wanted to feel comfortable in my skin. It's the most liberating thing in the world.

I'm not a TV guy. I'm a restaurant chef and a businessman.

There are three values: Feel good, be good and do good.

Ability is not always gauged by examination.

I worked privately, and sometimes I feel that might be better for poets than the kind of social workshop gathering. My school was the great poets: I read, and I read, and I read.

I have never suggested any principled difference between the natural and social sciences.

Insulting the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is like trying to spit at the sun, it will only come back in your face.