Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

I don't believe that aliens exist, but I do believe that any new facts can strengthen foundation of my belief.

He still smiles all the time, but now his smiles look like they're made out of water, about to drip down his face.

Never hold any one by the button or the hand in order to be heard out for if people are unwilling to hear you you had better hold your tongue than them.

I feel like you don't have to go through jail, that's not part of bein' a man.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

In order to use color effectively it is necessary to recognize that color deceives continually.

It is good for me that I have been afflicted.

The characteristic feature of all ethics is to consider human life as a game that can be won or lost and to teach man the means of winning.

To be efficient means getting the job done in a smart, resourceful and timely way. To be effective means getting the right job done well, efficiently or not.

Dead people can be our heroes because they can't disappoint us later; they only improve over time, as we forget more and more about them.

If you love something, you have to stay really focused and can't let outside things distract you.