Not all celebrities are dunces.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

Only what is below you tries to pull you down.

There is nothing like ‘within’ or ‘without.’ Both mean either the same thing or nothing.

Some might think that the creativity, imagination, and flights of fancy that give my life meaning are insanity.

When you have nothing to offer, love gives abundantly.

If ye love me, keep my commandments." This is the essence of what it means to be a true disciple: those who receive Christ Jesus walk with him.

I suspected there would be a good-size crowd once the word got out about my hanging.

I am just trying to make the best possible case for the animals. That is clearly what I have been put on earth to do. Even after I am gone I will try to continue.

Fiction is not imagination. It is what anticipates imagination by giving it the form of reality.

You cannot squelch what's happening at the moment - you cannot put a lid on it and squash it down.

It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law, but it is easy enough to ruin it by bad laws.