Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Our lives are the Journey we take to find our true selves!

If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.

If you have to fight old enemies, you should do it with your own old soldiers.

People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success.

Hatred isgeneralized, but love is for the particular.

If you can draw something from my life that helps, more power to you.

I've never seen, heard, nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn't be talked about. Hell yes, I'm for debating anything!

The crazy people of the world...shouldn't get to win. If God won't make it better after they do have their shitty little victories, then ordinary people have to. They have to try, at least.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

Life is an echo. What you send out comes back.