Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.

In a world where faith is often construed as a way of thinking, bodily practices remind the willing that faith is a way of life

Memory heaps dead leaves on corpse-like deeds, from under which they do but vaguely offend the sense.

What is today a matter of academic speculation begins tomorrow to move armies and pull down empires.

I grew up certain for a while that I was going to be an anthropologist, until film turned my head.

Please go on, make your threats. I don't like to submit to mere implication.

My idea of gardening is to discover something wild in my wood and weed around it with the utmost care until it has a chance to grow and spread.

So I left with Jean Claude and went to Paris, so when the Russians came to Prague, I was in Paris.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

A True Friend who leaves heart felt messages, can be a lighthouse to others, sharing light and truth, which comes from their heart.