Not every corporation is a great bunch of people. Like in any group of people, you're gonna have bad apples, bad actors here and there.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Real happiness and peace is attained only if one comes into one’s true Self.

Run from being good. Chase being great.

A place like Sound City, which was just a big, beautiful room where you would hit record and capture the sound of the performer - a place like that isn't necessarily in demand anymore.

Beware of color theories. Theories in color photography are dangerous. The plain fact that there are so many of them proves my point.

I like Colin Powell, I like his West Indian background, I like his intellect, I like a lot of things that he does and his style. What is at fault here is a policy that's taking this country to hell.

I have this fantasy. I'm walking past a bookshop and I click my fingers and all my books go blank. So I can start again and get it right.

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

It is fascinating to watch legislators turn away from their usual corporate grips when they hear the growing thunder of the people.

My job isn't to strike guys out, it's to get them out - sometimes by striking them out.

If there is a nice place, and the place does not come to you - you have to come to the place.