Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

I start with a tingle, a kind of feeling of the story I will write. Then come the characters, and they take over, they make the story.

Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.

When you're climbing with someone who always sees the bright spot, even if there is no bright spot, that attitude is really helpful.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

I'm embarrassed every time I look a teacher in the eye, because we ask them to do so much for so little.

In all successful relationships, the man respects the woman - and it takes a special guy to handle a successful woman. You have to be confident in who you are and what you do.

Politics, they all - talked to the insiders.

Prolific programmers contribute to certain disaster.

Recreation is not the highest kind of enjoyment, but in its time and place is quite as proper as prayer.

Those who are clever, who have a brain, never understand anything.