Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

Management informs. Leadership applies. The effective managers inform accurately. Effective leaders apply wisely.

Even in normal life, I'm not the skinniest model.

The past which you carry in your purse is a gift and a curse when you goin' head first.

Lean against the edge, sweetheart. I'm falling off."--Brent Greene

Strength, courage & wisdom...it's been inside of me all along.

Nothing happens except by the permissive or active Will of Allah.

[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

I promise to deliver a corruption-free India... people have chosen our government to get rid of black money.

The good news is that the bad news can be turned into good news when you change your attitude.

I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.