Not everyone who wants to make a film is crazy, but almost everyone who is crazy wants to make a film.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

The real reason we have faces, " Margot Lassiter observes, "is to hold back what we're thinking from the world.

I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit. I say that as a parent.

Gold is the gift of vanity and common pride, but flowers are the gift of love and friendship.

I was never hurt by what anybody said about my clothes, because I dress to please myself. If somebody doesn’t like what I’m wearing, it’s their problem, not mine

I'd like to live in Paris, New York, and Los Angeles all at the same time.

We live in hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds us

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Look forward, not back. Correct your course and go on. You cannot undo yesterday's journey.

Get together a hundred or two men, however sensible they may be, and you are very likely to have a mob.

A thankful heart is never half-full or half-empty, but always overflowing with love.