Not everything in church is truth ... And not all truth turns up in church.

Sometimes the best things in life are unexpected.

He found me when I was at my lowest point.

Why do you still feel the need to punish yourself for something that was out of your control?

If you're around someone who makes you feel good, you have to go for it. Don't hold back.

Chemistry's a tricky thing, and if I'm not feeling it, I'm not gonna pretend.

This is New York, babe. Be ready to expect anything.

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

I know this much: if you gotta write, honey, you gotta write. Some call it a disease, some a madness. Ah, but I call it love.

Better to fail at what you love than succeed at what you hate. People have strange ideas about success ... too much to do with money, not enough to do with joy.

Living on hope is like being hungry all the time.

Greed is the seed of corruptionas much as virtue is the seed of justice.Wisdom is the seed of successas much as vice is the seed of destruction.

The man on the rise must always show respect to the man on the decline.

Weeks passed like boats waiting to sail into the starless dawn, we were full of aimless endless darkness.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

If there are people you haven't forgiven, you're not going to really awaken. You have to let go.

Memory, like liberty, is a fragile thing.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

Only insofar as you enjoy being sorry, my dear, which, while it is a considerable amount, occurs only after the fact, thus making it a singularly ineffective deterrent, yes?

My life is not just about the past.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.