Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. the will to a system is a lack of integrity.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves would restore us to sanity.

I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

I'm an expert on the NewsHour and it isn't how I practice journalism. I am not involved in the story. I serve only as a reporter or someone asking questions. I am not the story.

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love. In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.

If you're being true to who you are, and the things you believe in, that is so attractive to me.

Hotness to me is scary. I don't want to be hot. I just want to be a staple. I want to be something that's trusted.

I define power as control over one's life. Pay is not about power. Pay is about giving up power to get the power of pay.