Not having hair makes me feel like a cancer patient.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

When our challenge persists, returning in different forms, it may be a sign for us to accepted it as a valuable lesson.

Jesus knew that all the commandments of the law of Moses rested on loving God and loving your neighbor

The world is a comedy to those who think a tragedy to those who feel.

I read poetry to save time.

Doctor Strange is an origin story so there's a certain room for me improving as well as the character improving.

Everything I do is about women honouring themselves, treating themselves and taking care of themselves.

There is no greater advocate of perestroika than the president of the United States.

There's not enough Ice Cubes out there. There's not enough Ice Cubes getting a chance to do their thing.

We seldom repent of speaking little, very often of speaking too much: a vulgar and trite maxim, which all the world knows and, but which all the world does not practice

If there be devils, would I were a devil, To live and burn in everlasting fire, So I might have your company in hell, But to torment you with my bitter tongue!