Not new but so true:"It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

This is not rocket science - climate science is very simple. A 12-year-old could probably understand this subject [of climate change].

A film is a great deal about what you see, and the silhouette of a character tells you a lot. I'd love to go into film costume.

A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.

I was going through a crisis once, so I went to therapy because I was so unbearable for myself.

Anger is not bad. Anger can be a very positive thing, the thing that moves us beyond the acceptance of evil.

They yell at me because I can't see what they see. Nobody can explain to me why my eyes work different than theirs.

Everyone’s default state is this pleasantry state. My goal in the show is to undercut that as quickly as possible. If you really do let it sit, it’s sometimes amazing what comes out of people.

The 60th seed at Wimbledon gets a chance at Center Court. The 60th seed in the NCAA gets a chance to go to the Final Four. But the third seed [in presidential politics] is shut out.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.