Not one word of the following is true

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.

I don't like to look typical.

I'm so popular it's scary sometimes. I suppose I'm just everybody's type.

We must depend upon the Boy Scout Movement to produce the MEN of the future.

We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are.

Games are such a powerful intervention in health and wellness.

God has a timeline. And because of Bethlehem, we have an idea where we stand on it.

We are charmed by neatness: Let not your hair be out of order. [Lat., Munditiis capimur: non sine lege capilli.]

Ask anyone who knows me - I am constantly moving things around in my place.

Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.