Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Freedom and dignity for everyone in the world, is the hardest thing to achieve, but we must not give up.

A simple child. That lightly draws its breath. And feels its life in every limb. What should it know of death?

I know where a lot of them [the elite or elitists]

When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm miracles can happen.

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So he loses touch with Reality, and lives in a world of illusion.

To speak but little becomes a woman; and she is best adorned who is in plain attire.

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I couldn't possibly lead the kind of life I lead, and keep the schedule that I do, having radiation or chemotherapy.

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane.

Nature is not horrible. Nature is not wonderful. Nature is not cruel. Nature is not beautiful. Nature only is.