Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at the same time?

Too happy would you be did ye but know your own advantages!

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accom plished something.

I'd love to go back and do theater. There's nothing like that instant response and the connection to a live audience.

La volupte unique et supre" me de l'amour g|"t dans la certitude de faire le mal. The unique, supreme pleasure of love consists in the certainty of doing evil.

Perhaps we'll realize that each of us has not one vote but ten thousand or a million.

Naturally there is reincarnation ... otherwise life would be pretty dull. All the patterns in this lifetime are results from patterns in other lifetimes.

I'd have given my right eye to be an astronaut.

The happiness of the tender heart is increased by what it can take away from the wretchedness of others.

The idea of dancing is the only thing that scares me.