Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

I knew beauty for me would only ever be derived from loss.

Think positively.Always focus on the positive side of any situation.

I think everybody needs a little bit of Minnie in their wardrobe.

Suddenly, as rare things will, it vanished.

I never cry about what I don't have. I'm always positive.

A superhuman will is needed in order to write, and I am only a man.

The problem is huge. We've just added seventy-five million people to the already large proportion of people in the world who are malnourished all the time, whose bodies are being starved.

It felt—nearly twenty-five hundred years after Hippocrates had naively coined the overarching term karkinos—that modern oncology was hardly any more sophisticated in its taxonomy of cancer.

As like a church and an ale-house, God and the devell, they manie times dwell neere to ether.

If I could lick the sunset, I'll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.