Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Even when she was speaking, her soul was in prayer reposing on an unseen support.

May these vows and this marriage be blessed.

There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.

For the absurd man, it is not a matter of explaining and solving, but of experiencing and describing. Everything begins with lucid indifference.

When I was a ten-year old bookworm and used to kiss the dust jacket pictures of authors as if they were icons, it used to amaze me that these remote people could provoke me to love.

It's time to end the era of mass incarceration. We need a true national debate about how to reduce our prison population.

Fame is the spur that the clear spirit doth raise

I happen to love coconut, particularly for that sweet and crunchy texture it adds to any dish.

One day he went away and I thought I'd die, but I didn't. And I said to myself: 'is that all there is to love?'

In married life three is company and two none.