Not the brightest gem in the jewelry shop, but you've got to admire his single-minded dedication to drug abuse.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

In a time like this, let us trust in God even more. To trust when life is easy is no trust.

The important part is that you had someone to stick by you all that time. Even when everything sucked.

Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.

Make certain that your goals are not measured in comparison with others.

I make too much money to play a game I love to ever feel sorry for myself.

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

I love sailing. I like it more when I am winning.

Stop going for the easy buck and start producing something with your life. Create, instead of living off the buying and selling of others.

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

The world's flattery and hypocrisy is a sweet morsel: eat less of it, for it is full of fire. Its fire is hidden while its taste is manifest, but its smoke becomes visible in the end.