Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

My home is in heaven. I’m just passing through this world.

The termites of reduction have always gnawed away at life: even the greatest love ends up as a skeleton of feeble memories.

Fear has its uses but cowardice has none.

You have to live life in the moment and get the most out of it.

It is your own assent to yourself, and the constant voice of your own reason, and not of others, that should make you believe.

What are ye orbs? The words of God? the Scriptures of the skies?

Freedom is a muscle...you have to exercise it.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

I've made this statement many times: If I would have to do it over again, I would have made known the forthcoming Tet Offensive.

True dignity abides with him alone Who, in the silent hour of inward thought, Can still suspect, and still revere himself, In lowliness of heart.