Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The worst thing to be afraid of is fear. Give yourself grace. – Jessica Willis

The power of the delete key.

The only failure one should fear, is not hugging to the purpose they see as best.

I find some unity with Ron Paul.

The artist is today and has been for many years, despite his absence of merit, simply a spoiled child. So many honors, so much money bestowed on men without souls and without education.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

Would anyone else like to say anything nice about women?

Well, I'm about to do another western, a pilot for HBO this fall.

The English say, Yours Truly, and mean it. The Italians say, I kiss your feet, and mean, I kick your head.