Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

And this was your friend?" Cordelia raised her eyebrows. "Seems to me the only difference between your friends and your enemies is how long the stand around chatting before they shoot you.

When we take no responsibility for any aspect of our past, we limit our ability to respond in the present and the future.

It's been a joy to be a part of other people's journey, to be able to inspire and be a part of new singers coming up in this business.

But there's a big difference between, say, reporting on a story and simply making up a story.

The best way I have ever found to fill that hole is not to seek external motivations to fill the emptiness, but to ignite the internal fire that will never go out. To light up my own inner sky.

For those of us on that Leave side there is a natural credibility with those voters.

I'm a maniacal perfectionist.

I am only interested in money because everyone else is.

Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.

Touch is... one of the most ancient transactions, a defiance of the plasma membrane and the loneliness it brought.