Nothing I do can't be done by a ten-year-old...with fifteen years of practice.

Practice until it becomes boring, then practice until it becomes beautiful.

Look...it's empty...as empty as a politician's promise!

Remember, your not your props, create the magic.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at but a manner of traveling.

The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little - or it will seem that his satire springs rather from his own caustic nature than from the sins of the world in which he lives.

Regard everyone you meet as the Buddha and you will know 10,000 Buddhas.

People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you're not.

When we talk about understanding, surely it takes place only when the mind listens completely - the mind being your heart, your nerves, your ears- when you give your whole attention to it.

Virtue, which breaks through opposition and all temptation can remove, most shines, and most is acceptable above.

Your greatest power is to show love, to receive love and to be love.

Take the word Liberty from human speech and all the other words become poor, withered, meaningless sounds - but with that word realized - with that word understood, the world becomes a paradise.

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.

The Australian people expect the Government to govern, they don't expect it to make excuses.