Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The ‘egoism’ that is used to hurt others will hurt one’s own self. The ‘egoism’ that is used to give happiness to others becomes cause for his own happiness.

It is a mother's noble conceit to believe she has the power to take her child's suffering and do it for him.

If seeds saw dirt as their enemy, they would lose out on the opportunity to grow.

All relationships are living and alive and moving and becoming something.

The victory always has a lot of parents but the defeat is always an orphan.

When you enter a new experience, all that requires healing rushes to the surface . . . You have to pause.

I started playing harp about fourteen years ago.

There is no more dangerous country in the world today than Pakistan.

Create the way by your walking; you will not find a ready-made path

I love flying and kind of just fascinated with it, and to fly something like an F-22 would be a blast.