Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

I wish you a joyful time at Christmas and throughout the New Year.

We're having a good time. That's what I did last year. If you can't have a good time, you might as well stay home. I feel real good.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I can't tell you what an honor it is, to even be mentioned in the same breath with Arthur Ashe. This is something I certainly will treasure forever.

I walk through the seasons and always the birds are singing and screaming and keening for love When you're with me it seems so absurd that I should be jealous of the jay and the dove.

Strange when you come to think of it, that of all countless folk who have lived on this planet, not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter.

I came to painting through sculpture, to images through objects. I think that images sit in the middle, somewhere between objects and words.

We're social animals. We've got to get along together. It's in our nature. We're hardwired that way.

I often have scripts sent to me with allegedly Scottish characters where I end up telling them, 'You're going to have to rethink this whole thing!

My success? Being born the son of Moses Annenberg.