Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for the use of man.

There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it... prevention is better than cure.

Seamen three! what men be ye? Gotham's three Wise Men we be. Whither in your bowl so free? To rake the moon from out the sea. The bowl goes trim. The moon doth shine, And our ballast is old wine.

Clouds on clouds, in volumes driven, curtain round the vault of heaven.

The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

He kept at true good humor's mark The social flow of pleasure's tide: He never made a brow look dark, Nor caused a tear, but when he died.

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.

The mountain sheep are sweeter, But the valley sheep are fatter. We therefore deemed it meeter To carry off the latter.

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.

A masterpiece is a piece that masters things.

LIfe is just a game of chance, a dance with fate if you let it be so. Or you could chose to play by your rules to win.

People who logically examine their relationships cannot sustain them. Two bodies, two minds, two emotions can never fit perfectly.

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

There is little more powerful than when truth joins action.

I like to watch many things, especially strange films and something recent, not just the story.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

God's Love is always working to help Soul find its way back home

The enemy of a tree is not only the enemy of humanity, but also the enemy of all the living beings!

I play out my role, I've even been out walking -They tell me that it helps, but I know when I'm beaten.