Nothing can be produced out of nothing.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

You can become a shining light for others.

True friendship is self-love at second hand.

My ancestors make up the skin of the world. That's who that is. That's what that is. That's us.

Alcohol was the background color in the fabric of Reggie's life.

Many of the proofs in mathematics are very long and intricate. Others, though not long, are very ingeniously constructed.

The sensory acts are accordingly distinguished by their objects.

If we're honest with ourselves, most people want to know that there's more to this life, there's more after this life.

Stopping illegal immigration would mean that wages would have to rise to a level where Americans would want the jobs currently taken by illegal aliens.