Nothing could be further from the truth than the claim that we have a choice between cutting tax and cutting unemployment, for the two go hand in hand.

We already have a sabbatical system. It's called opposition, and I've had enough of it.

Not only is the Kyoto approach to global warming wrong-headed, the climate change establishment's suppression of dissent and criticism is little short of a scandal. The IPCC should be shut down.

It is quite clear that history will record that Margaret Thatcher was the greatest Prime Minister this country has had since Churchill.

The spread of personal ownership is in harmony with the deepest instincts of the British people. Few changes have done more to create one nation.

There has always been, and there always will be, an economic cycle.

I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn't be too bad if the weather warmed up.

To govern is to choose. To appear to be unable to choose is to appear to be unable to govern.

Science is what you know philosophy is what you don't know.

A fulfilling life is different to each person. You have to acknowledge your dreams, and not just wait for life to happen, and opportunities to come knocking at your door.

A fervently believed idea, even if wrong, dies hard.

We are not a Zappa cover band. We only play Frank's songs that were recorded by the Mothers of Invention and I think a lot of those songs were complex.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor.

In war, discipline is superior to strength; but if that discipline is neglected there is no longer any difference between the soldier and the peasant.

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

We got into a recession because the global economy went into the recession and we're a big exporting nation.

I want the new band to work together for a while, and when we're ready we'll invite every major record company to see us.