Nothing else ever mattered to me, and you weren’t even real. All I ever wanted was you.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

I set out on a narrow way many years ago, hoping I would find true love along the broken road

One of the most moral acts is to create a space in which life can move forward.

Church is not meant to be fun. It's meant to be formative.

We are the anarchists your parents warned you about.

picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.

The stakes ... are too high for government to be a spectator sport.

On a personal level, I don't have many individual achievements.

Adolescence as the time when an individual ‘recapitulates’ the savage stage of the race’s past.

I spend a lot of time in Los Angeles, but I probably wouldn't say it's my favorite city.

He who wants, but doesn't act, is a pest.