Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

Later, when you're grown up, you realize you never really get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that's it.

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.

My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

That's what I've noticed about being 32: it is a lot of women and a lot of boys our age.

I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison.

This is just the way life is – sometimes cruel, sometimes beautiful, all the time confusing and frightening and exhilarating – and we just have to deal with it. That’swhat freedom is.

The most essential prerequisite to understanding is to be able to admit when you don't understand something

When I get the chance to make my favorite breakfast on the weekend, I often choose to make pancakes.

Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young.

We shall maintain that no statement which refers to a 'reality'transcending the limits of all possible sense- experience can possibly have any literal significance.

I've always thought that anyone who needs to join a herd so badly must be a bit of a sheep himself.

We need more radicalism among us before we can speak as becomes a suffering, oppressed, and persecuted people.

No, every album is something like a snapshot. It only shows one moment in time. It shows what we feel and think right at that point in time, nothing more and nothing less

I've always wanted to be a guy with a rec room.

It's a lot of working out, you know, and you don't get to eat all the things you wanna eat.