Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough, to tell you the truth.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Keep an open mind but a skeptical eye.

when you help a child develop their talents, you are creating a better tomorrow.

We think our leadership has been too timid to go after corruption, and often times, they bow to the liberal progressive demands of the White House instead of standing up for our values.

If there's a God in heaven, what's he waiting for? If He can't hear the children, then he must see the war.

Wherever you go in the history of America, there have been Black people making contributions, but their contributions have been obscured, lost, buried.

Movie offers are out there for me, I just don't hear them yet.

The absence of clutter is just a clutter-free product. That's not simple.

My childhood was as conventional as you could get.

It is in time of peace that the value of life is fixed. The test of war reveals it.