Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

The beauty of a loving smile has a timeless freshness.

Complaining is a vain way of explaining pain without gaining relief. Keep complains distances away from you.

Don't wait to celebrate life until you retire, because you never know the day you will expire.

Tis a lesson you should heed Try try try again If at first you don't succeed Try try try again.

I can play songs that I hear from a movie and just play it a few times on the keyboard. I will hit all the notes on the keyboard until I find the right key, and then I will play the rest of the song.

I'm in an agreeable state: busy, enthusiastic, curious.

I was diagnosed with asthma when I was 18 during my freshman year at UCLA. I refused to accept it - and I hid it from my coaches and teammates. But ignoring my problem didn't make it go away.

Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.

When we listen to the radio, look at television and read the newspapers we wonder whether universal education has been the great boon that its supporters have always claimed it would be.

Just because something isn't practical doesn't mean it's not worth creating. Sometimes beauty and real-life magic are enough.