Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life has existential suffering

It was considered oh, not proper for children to go to the movies.

Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.

Mock the devil, and he will flee from thee.

We'll never change everyone's minds. We're not supposed to.

Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen.

Do ballet and play football. Sing and dance. Laugh and cry.

Just because things get a little dingy at the subatomic level doesn't mean all bets are off.

Stretching exercises in the morning for face & body or my body feels heavy and I can't do anything else.

Be not afraid. A kind life, a life of spirit, is fundamentally a life of courage-the courage simply to bring what you have, to bring who you are.