Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

Don't let disappointments & mistakes of the past control and direct your future. Your source of direction and everything is in Christ Jesus

He was probably being so quiet because he was trying not to say it out loud.

Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally.

I did 'Good Morning America' with David Beckham. Oh, god, what a handsome devil that guy is.

It is impossible to get the measure of what an individual can accomplish unless the responsibility is given him.

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music.

To be seen is the ambition of ghosts, and to be remembered is the ambition of the dead.

Revenge, the attribute of gods! They stamped it with their great image on our natures.

Life is about the moments: Don't wait for them, create them!