Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

God is my security.

A wholesome fear would be a fit guardian for the citizens.

So at the end of this day, we give thanksFor being betrothed to the unknown.

I think people read travel books either because they intend to take that trip, or because they would never take that trip. In a sense, as a writer you are doing the travel for the reader.

I don't know who decided that skinny was more appealing than not skinny. It seems arbitrary.

Gunn, like me, has a James Bond obsession. He would love to be James Bond, and it's a great role that I would love to be, someday.

We can only win by giving everything and being ready to defeat the adversary with fiery aggression.

I was born to give the white man hell, and I will give him hell from the cradle to the grave.

I like playing all sports, from football to soccer, and I love playing baseball.

You can see a lot just by observing.