Nothing in life is guaranteed, including government guarantees.

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.

Remember, the greater the opportunity, the fewer are those who see it.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

To enslave a people, give them money they didn't earn.

It's easier to have faith in yourself if you have faith in God.

To succeed in business, put the interest of the customer ahead of your own.

The decline and fall of a civilization is barely noticed by most of its citizens.

Love of country is nowhere the same as love of government.

Apparently there's nothing more dangerous than a religious criminal.

Hardly anything works out as well as we hope.

No need to steal someone’s thunder, with Cosmic Ordering you can make your own.

Think before you speak. Question before you judge. Examine before you decide.

Never commit to what you are not willing to do.

I am not a number

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

Every time I work with real Southern actors... we immediately go into white trash and we just get along really well within one night.

God, help me remember that when I admit and accept the truth, I'll be given the power and guidance to change.

According to the state of a man's conscience, so do hope and fear on account of his deeds arise in his mind.

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.