Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Talent guided by genius can achieve anything

Good education means learning to read, write and most importantly learn how to learn so that you can be whatever you want to be when you grow up.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

A harmonious person is never vibrating at the same rate as a germ.

Although contemporary advertising is relatively young, it already has a considerable tradition. Each new ad is encountered against a background of thousands of earlier ads.

You know why they hate me, cause they love me.

She wasn't feeling nothing. She was feeling too much. She was blocking it all out. That was a survival skill, and her still-beating heart was proof that it worked.

A plot is two dogs and one bone.

More process, less innovation. More operations, less innovation. More management, less innovation. More entrepreneurs, more innovation.

I'm not from the arts, I'm a law professor. But I think we need more poetry in politics.